We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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