Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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