"it" just moved
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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