Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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