Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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