just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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