Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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