I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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