I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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