I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
