If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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