You smell like stripper and shame
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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