Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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