he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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