remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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