Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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