thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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