I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
