I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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