Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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