So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
