When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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