actually, I'm a sock model
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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