Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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