have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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