Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry ikthul hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(813): View more from Florida

My mind said no, but my drink said yes.

Fav 2 2619 945
share tweet
(775): View more from Nevada

i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure

Fav 19 1649 2223
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(763): View more from Minnesota

I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.

Fav 32 7114 1300
share tweet
(775): View more from Nevada

I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...

Fav 28 5625 1901
share tweet
(561): View more from Florida

I will miss his soup and his dick the most

Fav 7 1875 1339
share tweet
(337): View more from Louisiana

After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.

Fav 7 2576 1184
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(479): View more from Arkansas

We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair

(501): View more from Arkansas

Strong work

Fav 1 1692 677
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(305): View more from Florida

He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.

(1-305): View more from Florida

Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?

Fav 5 1862 630
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(706): View more from Georgia

What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.

Fav 2 450 221
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT