Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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