found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
3pm strippers are depressing
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
its liver damage thursday
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