i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
