i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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