i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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