I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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