i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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