Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Randomize
