if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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