My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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