apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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