We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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