I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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