I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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