i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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