i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
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