But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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