I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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