Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
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