If that was your dad, he is hot
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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