Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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