PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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