I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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