Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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