Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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