just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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