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youre lurking in front of me
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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