so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
he was CRYING into my vagina
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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