problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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