There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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