that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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