no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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