batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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