Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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