i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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